Neil Hilborn - “Mating Habits of the North American Hipster”

"Now she is taking her Macbook, and his Macbook, and her other Macbook, and her book on Macbooks, and arranging them in a circle. The male deems this an acceptable mating habitat, and amidst the Apple products, he mounts her—indifferently!"

The only poem to receive a perfect score at Rustbelt.

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